Once upon a time...
cinderello, the party animal, was a raging alcoholic His father was run over by a lawn mower. It was brutal. Anyway, out tale begins with Cinderello meeting his horrible step mother, Andrew. She was straight-edge and Cinderello was forced into sobriety. He spent months and months dry and miserable. One day, his fairy drunkmother, stumbled into his life. She provided him with a fake I.D. and some convincing facial hair. He sneaked out of his step mother Andrew's house and attended the rager at Colosseum completed plastered. The slipper fit his foot and he married the love of his life, a Philipino transvestite that he met at the bar....still has no idea.
The end
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